" vienna sausage "

 [ "vienna sausage" ]

1: A very small penis.

  * e.g.,  ... I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage. 

 [ "vienna sausage" ]

1: When you suck a man's dick so hard it falls apart in your mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro she demolished my cock like she was sucking on a Vienna sausage 

 [ "vienna sausage" ]

1: a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois

  * e.g.,  ... bailey got that vienna sausage 

 [ "vienna sausage" ]

1: a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.

  * e.g.,  ... White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men" 

 [ "vienna sausage" ]

1: Humogous fat schlong

  * e.g.,  ... Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode 

 [ "vienna sausages" ]

1: A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

  * e.g.,  ... Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs. 

 [ "Vienna sausage" ]

1: When you put your penis in a very wet vagina

  * e.g.,  ... Bobby : bro her pussy was crazy wet 

 [ "Vienna Sausage Truck" ]

1: "Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?" "Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!" "Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone" 

 [ "Vienna sausage" ]

1: The stump of a penis that has been soaking.

  * e.g.,  ... I was soaking in a snapping turtle next thing I knew it was a Vienna sausage 

 [ "Vienna Sausage Water" ]

1: Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.

  * e.g.,  ... “Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”